4. People who don't curb their dogs. I don't want to watch your dog in action when I am coming out of Dean and Deluca with my iced coffee.
5. People who honk their horns to indulge their impatience. There are fines for doing that in my neighborhood, and I wish I had a barcoded ID tracking sticker that I could slap on any car in violation.
6. People who smack and pop their gum on the subway...or anywhere. Two separate people behind me did it last night all the way through CATCH ME IF YOU CAN on Broadway. Because I was someone's guest, I didn't do the Glen Miner twist and hiss at them; I used the more dignified over the shoulder graceful but pointed glance.
7. Men who appear in public with their tie untied and hanging down as if to say, "hey, I'm not on the clock yet!"
I posted this video on Facebook yesterday, and it only got one comment! I am shocked. This is brilliant!